State of the House Address

Today is my 4th official day in office as chief of our house. I am happy to report that many of my goals have been accomplished as stated in my swearing in early Tuesday morning. Some of the more impressive accomplishments have been covered by the media (my blog). I am pleased with all of the reconstruction and renovation that has been taken place. Unfortunately the sewing room is in ruin because of it's excessive use during my time in office. Most of the other rooms are in good condition and need only a mild vacuuming. The people have been taken care of, and there are no wars to report. There have been some mild skirmishes on our turf, but they have been resolved with peace talks, timeouts and I did have to withhold some exports (video games) to ensure peace. The people seem to be in good spirits with my trip to the store there will be no famine in this land. The economy is holding steady even with the reorganization of our house. There is room in our budget for a table centerpiece which I have not yet acquired, I am hopeful that with the remainder of my term I will be able to find a suitable one. I would like to thank everyone that supported me during my term.